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A Cat Named Measles

Douglas E. Pike

It's 1990, and Paul and Diane Pugh, both 28, are the struggling owners of a failing boardwalk cotton candy shop in Asbury Park, New Jersey. They are cramped in their tiny apartment above the business and about to be squeezed further, as Diane is pregnant. Their one spare room is occupied by Paul's father, Ken, who is 64 and still a senior in high school, having been left back forty-five times. It's the beginning of a new school year for Ken, and his situation is dire. The school's friendly, accommodating principal has died and been replaced by a posture-obsessed martinet, Vincent Cannatoona, whose goal is Ken's expulsion.

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On the home front, Diane seeks Ken's eviction to assure space for the new baby. Besieged on all fronts, Ken takes comfort in oil painting, a hobby at which he excels but receives no recognition—except from Measles, a spotted cat that lives behind Paul's shop. She's a fan of his work and has made her opinion known, verbally. Yes, Measles speaks but only to Ken. He also strikes up a friendship with the mysterious owner of the fortune-telling parlour next door, Zera. She recognizes Ken's artistic talent and suggests a devious plan that, if successful, will permanently get him out from under Mr. Cannatoona's thumb. However, the plan presents a moral dilemma for Ken, as it entails him creating a forgery of a famous artist's work. Ken overcomes his reservations and complies. Principal Cannatoona takes the bait, assuring the plan's success. His future now secure, Ken moves in with Zera, reconciles with his son and embarks on an art career that is lucrative, but illegal.

Ken and Zera's bliss is short-lived. Several months later they are kidnapped by the dealer who bought the painting from Cannatoona, Laszlo Fromkin. He discovered the work is a phony and wants his $400,000 back. Unfortunately, both Ken and Vincent have spent nearly every cent. As a result, Laszlo intends to hold Ken captive and force him to paint fakes under the threat of harming Zera.

Resourceful Measles devises a plan. It is both unusual and ethically controversial. Through her persuasiveness, she convinces cautious Paul to undertake it, and it succeeds in securing his father's and Zera's freedom.

 

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Length:

81618 Words

Price:

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Published:

10-2026

Cover Art:

Douglas E. Pike & T.L. Davison

Editor:

Terrie Lynn Balmer

Copyright:

Douglas E. Pike

ISBN Number:

978-1-77217-358-1

Available Formats:

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EXCERPT

   

PAUL PUGH’S LITTLE slice of hell was an unlikely one. Why? Because any nine-to-fiver slaving away within a square cubicle, inside an airless, windowless office building, would have killed for the chance, like him, of running their own business less than two hundred feet from a sandy beach and the salty sea.

As for Paul, he felt he might just as well have been on Devil’s Island. Out of earshot from the sounds of waves breaking, he was, with a knot in his gut, consumed with finding a way to keep his boardwalk cotton candy shop afloat and his family in one piece.

It was September 1990 and still hours before he’d be unlocking the front door at Pugh’s Cotton Candy—The Fluff of Dreams—in Asbury Park, New Jersey. Not that it mattered precisely when he opened on this dreary first Wednesday after Labour Day. The boardwalk was desolate, as was the beach. Summer vacation was officially over and kids would be shortly heading back to school, unless, of course, they could convince their mothers that they’d contracted some horrible, contagious disease overnight.

Paul pushed back the center of his thick, black eyeglass frames from the tip of his prodigious nose, back to his forehead, only to have them instantly slide down halfway. In doing so, he managed to deposit a wisp on them from his most recent culinary experiment: bacon-and-egg-flavoured cotton candy.

“Not the right balance, too much egg, not enough bacon,” he groused. “One more try, this one’s going to be perfect.”

Using a frayed towel, Paul wiped down the interior of the metal bowl from which the confection would be collected onto a paper cone. Next, he opened containers of sugar, powdered egg, and bacon bits he’d previously reduced to dust in a food processor. Not the scientific type, he eyeballed the amount of each ingredient he added to the small, warm receptacle at the bowl’s center until his innate sense of what was sufficient was satisfied.

Paul set aside the containers, tugged the bottom of his soiled T-shirt over his twenty-eight-year-old protruding belly and drew close to the rusted contraption.

“Moment of truth,” he whispered. His index finger grazed the on switch, then hesitated and shook without engaging it.

At that moment, a plump, golden tabby with a peppering of small reddish spots on its coat, leaped onto the counter, startling Paul. Curious, it peered inside the cotton candy machine and then licked Paul’s extended finger, as if encouraging him to get on with his experiment.

“Hello there, Measles,” said Paul, catching his breath. The cat looked up at Paul, then stuck out its paw and made contact with the same finger.

“You seem to be more optimistic about this creation than me. Well, here goes nothing.” He flicked the switch and stepped back.

Silence.

“Damn switch.”

Two more tries and the motor sputtered to life. Paul grabbed a cone, and impatiently waited for the first strands to magically materialize and quickly become a tornado of spinning sugar crystals.

“C’mon, c’mon.” Paul tapped the side of his glasses with the cone’s wide end, then bowed at the waist for a closer look.

Measles, the more patient of the two, passed the time with a brisk scratch behind her right ear.

“Finally!” shouted Paul, surprising himself. He dug into the collecting bowl and began swirling his hand around its circumference.

“Shit!” Paul noticed that in his excitement, he’d inserted the cone’s pointed end in first. He flipped it, continued on for a full minute, and then turned off the machine. He proudly raised the lopsided finished product high, as if it were an Olympic torch. A wide grin spread across his flushed face. “Magnificent! Bacon-and-egg-flavoured cotton candy. I smell sweet and savoury success!”

Measles approached, stood on her hind legs and nibbled on the thick coating of candy floss that cocooned Paul’s arm.

“What do you think, Measles? Is that a million-dollar idea, or what?”

The indifferent cat leapt onto the floor and headed for the shop’s cool, dark corner, where she curled up into a ball and licked her teeth.

Paul saw her disappear into the shadows. “Not impressed, huh? Okay. I’ll go upstairs and see what Diane has to say. She’s never at a loss for words.”

 

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