I HAD A GOOD job, out on the West Coast. I had a wife, out on the West Coast. I had a house, out on the West Coast. I had a car, out on the West Coast.
Then an ass hole named Jonny Kellor took all of those things and more away from me.
The only job that I could then find was on the East Coast.
I ran to the East Coast.
I now find myself facing a couple of hard boys, a couple of suits, a very worried looking boy in a rumpled suit and an ass hole named Jonny Kellor.
The suit, who appears to be in charge, says, “Mr. James Gann, you are causing us a lot of trouble and that’s going to stop.”
I say “I’m James Gann, most call me Jim Gann. I’m unaware that I’m causing you trouble, or why you think that I’m causing you trouble.”
The suit says, “Mr. Gann, you checked out thirteen documents, government classified documents, from your West Coast employer.”
I say, “I checked out a lot more than just thirteen government classified documents, from my West Coast employer. I also checked back in the government classified documents that I checked out. Jonny Kellor accused me of checking out thirteen specific government classified documents, and not checking back in the thirteen specific government classified documents. I didn’t check out the thirteen specific government classified documents and I also didn’t check back in the thirteen specific government classified documents, that I never checked out.”
Jonny Kellor snarls, “He’s lying! He checked out thirteen specific government classified documents, and didn’t check back in those classified documents.”
The suit nods to one of the hard boys.
The hard boy gets up, walks over to Jonny Kellor and slaps Johnny in the face. It sounds like a pistol shot. Jonny falls out of his chair and sprawls on the floor. The hard boy walks over to Jonny Kellor, picks him up, with no visible effort, and sits Jonny back on a chair.
The suit says, “Mr. Gann, can you prove that you didn’t check out the thirteen specific government classified documents and then you also didn’t check back in the thirteen specific government classified documents, that you say that you never checked out?”
